So they said to Dougie "Want to come to this party?" and Dougie thought this was a great idea. "We've just got to get some booze and some drugs on the way." "Mmmm" thought Dougie. "Not too keen on the drugs" Dougie told his two new friends, "but here's £10 to get some booze". "Right" said the two lads, "you wait here till we get back". ..."And do you know what, Jim" he said as he retold the story in complete confidence to his close friend, "I waited half an hour and they never came back!"