WYVERN RFC

Saturday 18th February -  Home v Chard 3rds

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Saturday 11th February -  Home v Wellington 3rds (Friendly)

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Saturday 14th January -  Away v Tor 3rds

With 20 players available Wyvern travelled to Tor knowing that a bonus point win was required.

Despite a good warm up the match started badly as Tor stole possession from the kick off and ran strongly at the Wyvern defence.

Wyvern found themselves defending a scrum 5 m out, they stopped the first attack but quick rucking and recycling of the ball saw the second charge at the line made successfully, converted easily, Tor ahead.

Wyvern then settled and had most of the next ten minutes possession, tasked to gain territory to pressure the Tor defence at every opportunity.

Several runs by the backs and some good hands saw Wyvern playing deep in the Tor half.

Lineout possession was through Alex Holley, returning to the side after a busy end to 2011 (getting engaged and having a baby)

Half backs Wizard and Allder making use of some good possession. Good hands and off loads in the middle of the park saw Horsfall break over the game line and score. Unconverted; 7-5

Wyvern now playing much more confidently, began to stretch the Tor defence. Hooker Grant wearing his customary bright shorts, socks and boots found himself hovering out in the backs.

The next Wyvern attack saw him receive the ball for a simply run in, yet he threw a training ground goose step, ran inside after wrong footing the Tor back line to score. Converted by Mitchell, 7-12

Tor who had a bulky experienced pack were happy in possession to play around the fringes and ruck out. Wyvern kept a good defensive line and Tor failed to find a way through.

Back row of Black Bear, Father Bear and Copper Bear tackling well.

Grant left the field injured and Kev Black had to move to Hooker with Cookie now on (here after arriving late) and Will Collier off then on again moved into the back row.

Despite the changes Wyvern were coping well in the muddy conditions and keeping the pressure on Tor in the middle of the Park.

No 8, Richards made the most of an attacking scrum in the Tor 22. As the pack drove the scrum looking for the push over, Richards picked up himself and ran the outside line, past his opposite number and then straight at the rather startled teenage boy stood wearing the Tor shirt at centre.

Try scored, conversion missed; 7-19 into half time.

Wyvern made no changes, they were keen to continue where they left off, despite the mud underneath being very heavy, Wyvern continued to run and pass well. Some strong running and off loads kept Tor well on the back foot.

Some good quick ball saw the backs 2-on-1 out wide but the pass was forced a little early and deemed forward by the ref.

Wyvern appeared to relax a little which allowed Tor back into the game. It was their turn for possession and they kept it well, rucking hard.

Tor released their young centre who took a try scoring line carving through the Wyvern defence only to be cut in half by Cookie, who had spotted the danger and had the desire to get there and make the hit.

Wyvern were still defending but did not panic and when the chances came they cleared their lines effectively unlike last week at Pethy.

Tony Scott came on for Harding who’d had another strong game at prop and was picked out by the coach to have made some terrific tackles in the middle of the park.

Evan came on for Peter Pan, making only his 2nd brief appearance for the Wyvern.

Cookie seemed to be inspired by his own performance in defence, he went on some charging runs ball in hand making good yards and breaking tackles each time.

Billy Whizz realising the potential supported well on one such run and on receiving the off load galloped in to score, unconverted 7-24, but securing the bonus point.

Tor who were sticking to their game plan were still rucking well using their bulky forwards, Wyvern had to remain physical, Lawton and Scott were working hard. Criticised for being too nice at times Coach was encouraging the forwards to be more aggressive in their efforts to secure ball.

After some good possession and running from their backs, Wyvern found themselves attacking Tor’s line again. Despite some very slow ball, buried at the bottom of a ruck, it did find its way to Wyvern’s Welsh Wizard who ran at the Tor defence.

Using his 6 foot and 15 stone frame he charged through two Tor forwards knocking them down like bowling pins and crashed over to score Wyvern’s 5th try. Unconverted 7-29

Tor who were a little upset at how Wyvern had secured possession at the ruck, and maybe a little embarrassed after tough guy Wizard had broken through tackles to score, being the smallest yet most aggressive Wyvern player on the pitch, they were keen to do something in the game.

There was an argument in the Wyvern ranks as to who actually was the smallest as Horsfall shouted out from his wing; “No, I’m the shortest!”

Well, with the ‘dwarf’ Greaves not even present at Tor this week, it will be a debate that may well run to the end of the season. Bless them.

With 15 minutes left Matt “Frodo” Shane came on for Horsfall (the mud almost up to his waist by now)

With Tor still pissed off following the last try they wanted something out o f the game, they kept up with their physical play but when they started ‘handbags’ on the Wyvern halfbacks they lost sight of the rugby match being played around them.

With Wyvern in possession Billy Whizz went on yet another mazy run breaking tackles and scored under the sticks, converted by Mitchell; 7-36

The ref, who had taken charge of the game well, decided to have words with the both captains. The elderly Tor prop had apparently complained of a swinging arm from the scrumhalf.

The final 10minutes saw Wyvern ease off their pressure, with legs heavy in the mud and tired, it was Tor who had the last score.

Wyvern players failed to cover back as the Tor backs finally had some space to run and when stretched, a little chip over the top was neatly collected by Tor and they scored under the posts.

With the Wizard limping off with cramp, Coach Knell brought himself on in the backs, moving Frodo to scrum half for the last 5 minutes.

Wyvern regained their composure and their breath. They won ball well and the forwards even went on a 20m rolling maul to relieve the pressure.

The match ended 14-36 and any bad feeling between players, was quickly forgotten as it is in Rugby Union etiquette. In fact Wyvern were a bunch of Teddy Bears in the bar afterwards. The quick visit to MacDonald’s, before the game clearly paying off.

Wyvern deserved winners of the bonus point, keeping pressure on those around them in the league. Chard did not play but Burnham won well again.

Burnham sit 4 points clear at the top above Wyvern, with Chard 9 points down in 3rd, but with 2 games in hand (10pts if bonus point wins) it’s all still too close to call.

Wyvern has no game next week, but plan to train. The coming month has 4 home fixtures at Wyvern (including friendlies) as they build to a very exciting climax.

Saturday 7th January -  Away v North Petherton 3rds

Pleased to be back in action after the Christmas break, Wyvern travelled to North Petherton for a must win league match to keep the pressure on Burnham on Sea at the top.

With 19 available for the first game of 2012 Wyvern had just one goal....bonus point win.

With a strong pack and good three quarters it was just the half back area that required last minute tweeking on the morning of the game, Chris Richards getting the nod at 10, ‘Peter Pan’ Flooke at 9. Lawton, Grant and Harding started in the front row, Cookie and Porcas in 2nd row with Black and Bryant on the flank and Capt Copper at 8. The back line was made up of Daddy Hatchback and Hodge with Billy Whizz and Horsfall on the wings, Mitchell at full back.

The first half was a scrappy and bad tempered affair. Lots of possession for the Wyvern saw no territory gains as their own mistakes and rushed play let Petherton into the game. The offside line was pushed every time and the ball Richards was getting at 10 was snuffed out under their pressure.

Wyvern having identified problems last year in not taking their opportunities seemed to be still suffering as they failed to get out of their own half despite all the possession. Petherton were only in the game living off Wyvern scraps and they (Wyvern) found themselves defending their own lines as Petherton were looking the more likely to score. But a break in the middle of the park after about 15 mins saw Billy Whizz break free and breeze through to score under the posts. Mitchell converted.

Despite going ahead Wyvern still looked rushed on the ball, the Petherton defensive line bending the offside laws just shy of the refs own interpretation. Wyvern who had once again failed to clear their own lines, found themselves on their own line defending a penalty 10m out. Geordie Geese made an appearance to lift the Wyvern and they set their defence well. Petherton elected to ignore their forwards, passing out to their backs, with the pressure on from a surging Wyvern defence, a forced long pass was intercepted by Hodge who cantered in all of 80 metres to score at the other end (No sniper on the hill! - memories of St Bernadettes last season and an interception by Gareth Hughes that did not quite go so well!). Converted by Mitchell.

Petherton had not given up and with Wyvern still giving away possession, despite being dominant in the scrums, Wyvern were fluffing their lines out in the backs in their own 22. Petherton who were resilient, managed to attack the Wyvern line. Despite losing the ball during their attack it was the Petherton backs who were then more alert as the clearance kick from Richards, trapped in his in goal area, thundered into the posts and bounced around like a pinball, coming to rest under the posts with a Petherton player first to it. This was to be Petherton's only score, which was converted.

James Still came on for prop Harding as Wyvern looked to concrete their pack dominance.

As the half drew to an end Wyvern finally saw some good possession and their dominance in the scrums was really begining to show. A scrum 5m out from Petherton’s line should have seen Copper score from 8 but he failed to take his chance. To the delight of the crowd the chance presented itself again and as the scrum moved steadily towards the line Peter Pan now picked up to break for the line, unfortunately the Petherton defence were equal to the challenge and snuffed out the opportunity, leaving the half time score 7 -14.

Coach's half time team talk was focused on getting the bonus point. For this Coach wanted to get the tries scored and needed the forwards to translate their dominance into points.

From the re-start Wyvern appeared to change up a gear, the possession was not wasted and 2 tries came in quick succession. Richards and Hatchback crossing the game line with strong runs. Allowing Hodge to finish off a move down the middle to score, converted by Mitchell.

Cookie who had a good game, collected some loose play deep in the Petherton half and strolled over the line to score. The subsequent conversion in front of the posts apparently missed by Mitchell.

Wyvern were ahead, with their bonus point, score 7 -26.

Tony Scott was now on in the front row, Grant off and Kev Black now hooking.

Some more direct running from Richards and Hatchback saw Wyvern knocking on the Petherton’s try line, a solo effort by Hatchback was deemed short despite his out stretched arm appearing to hit the try line.

With 20 mins left Coupe had to leave the field, having hurt his shoulder trying to score. Jamie Cullen came on, on the wing seeing Horsfall coming into the centres.

The newly christened Matt ‘Frodo the Hobbit’ Shane now on for flookie for a run out at 9.

Wyvern continued to play better and despite the defensive efforts of Petherton, Wyvern continued to press. Petherton were getting frustrated and tired.

A make shift 2nd row of Harding and Still was necessary for Wyvern after Porcas left the field injured. Cookie had an oppportunity to play at 8 with Copper Hughes struggling with a bootlace injury, moving to flank.

A strong attacking scrum 6m out gave Cookie a chance to run in on the blind side to make amends for the opportunities missed by Copper in first half. But a very efficient hook saw the ball fly out from the back of scrum and wyvern had to work hard to maintain possession. Copper (who else?) tackling well to stop the Petherton player collecting the ball cleanly and making a break.

A second opportunity for Cookie at another scrum saw a clean strike by Black, a quick pick and go by Cookie caught the Petherton defence sleeping, he ran in from 10m with 3 tacklers on him and crossed the line to score.

A great effort much applauded by Mr Bremner watching on the side line. Conversion missed.

A 6th try was taken by Horsfall who popped up from nowhere to run in under the posts, scoring against his former club. Mitchell converted.

After some heated verbal exchanges between players, Petherton continually arguing with the ref, he blew early not playing any of the injury time. Final score 7 -38.

The match day item was “Carrot on a stick” with players allowed to use their imagination! Best ones were; Coppers fishing rod, Cullen’s photo of comedian Jasper Carrot and a picture on Lawton’s mobile of a Ginger ‘chav’ chewing a stick!

All players resisted the opportunity to shove a stick up the chairman’s arse, but that would have qualified as Carrot on a stick!

There is some information coming about a Tour, weekend of 17th March, check the website and Facebook pages over the coming week.

Training Wednesdays; 6.45-8pm. Next Saturday Wyvern are away at Tor, mini bus available.

Saturday 3rd December -  Away v Minehead 3rds

The forensic post match analysis of this game in the bar afterwards was full on and dedicated.

Wyvern travelled to Minehead with 20 players, despite last minute let downs by Coupe and Ash. Hatchback was apparently pebble-dashing his loo!

The game started well with good possession for the Wyvern, Jamie Porcas playing in only his second game jumping high in the line outs assisted by Lawton and Harding.

(Now, this match report is such an epic that it continues (with the photos) HERE.

Saturday 26th November -  Home v Martock

Wyvern played hosts to Div 2 Martock on Saturday and played on Huish’s pitch following a clash with the use of the Wyvern pitch.

Wyvern, who had managed to muster up 23 players, had 19 turn up on the day. Good job too as Martock who had almost cancelled, honoured the fixture turning up with less than 9 players.

Holley, Stanley, Ben and Graham joining us from Wellington volunteered to play for the away team.

From kick off Wyvern used their man advantage and were keen to win good ball and spin the ball out wide to the backs where there was space a plenty.

Several pieces of good possession were wasted though poor handling and either knock-ons or passes were missing the player completely. Veteran Hughes even tried catching one ball with his face!
However the almost embarrassing possession did see some great running Wyvern rugby with the backs running some great phases.

Coupe running through half tackles like a youthful Tuilangy to intimidate and score.

Billy Whizz, when in space flew past the stretched defence on the overlap and scored 2 more taking his tally to 12 for the season, proving he is still hot.

Although he knows he could have scored more. Mitchell running from full back was also a dream to watch yet again, what a find these two have been this season.

Marl Lees converting twice.

Martock, proving they had not just come to admire the view, showed good resilience and through some good aggressive play in Wyvern’s22, which saw the home team faulter in defence, possession was turned over.

Some strong running saw Martock earn a well deserved 5 points.

Wearing the red of Wyvern for the first time this century, Chris Richards was keen to show off what he had to offer running in the centres. He exchanged passes out to the wing and when the ball came back inside he had kept supporting the attack and was rewarded with a 20m run in to score.

Next it was the vets turn, Hughes finally catching a ball in space out wide, tip toed down the touch line and beat the covering defence to score in the corner. With Hughes senior watching on the side lines too, well done C ...er Gareth!
The Ref checked the validity of the score with touch judge Grandad Howe. Lesson learnt there for Grandad for next time he has the whistle. (He denied Tiny a score last week when unsighted, but failed to seek advice from his touch judge).

Mark Lees made a mess of the following conversion, more time required at training I think Mr Blobby.
Half time score 29 – 5.

Capt Copper asked for a volunteer to even the numbers for the 2nd half and Mr Richards was happy to oblige. With no subs to call upon (as they were already on for Martock) Copper could not make any changes.

The 2nd half saw a much more even contest, with both packs fighting hard for possession at line outs and set plays. There was some good rugby played by both teams who seemed to cancel each other out in the middle of the park.

Wyvern were soon to have the tables turned numbers wise, as Rob Odams, playing his first game of the season, aggravated an old knee injury and had to be carried off the park.

Now with a player less, Wyvern dug in and continued to press when in possession. It was a tight second half.

In fact the only score was to the Wyvern. The youthful Coupe finishing off a run by the ‘Peter Pan’ of rugby Flookie.

Flookie carried the ball well; breaking tackles in the opposition 22 and off loaded to Coupe who had been in an intimidating mood all afternoon. He broke through the last man and scored his second of the day.

This was duly converted by Mitchell. Final score 36-5

Martock were happy to have honoured the fixture and special thanks to the Wyvern subs who with-out fuss volunteered and played for Martock.

Wyvern are away in the league to Minehead this Saturday, looking to take a strong team for a win to regain top spot. Post match antics also keenly anticipated.

Look out Somerset for; ‘CSI Wyvern’.

Saturday 19th November -  Home v Wells 3rds

Numbers were good, Wyvern having 20 players at their disposal, the starting 15 was selected by Coach and Copper, new ear grown, Hughes.

Gary Harding, Jamie ‘Odd socks’ Grant and Tony Scott in front row. In the second Row were Ben Bryant and Cookie Monster, with Glass, Puce in Boots and New Ear in the back row. Half backs of Wizard and Flookie, (Coach still nursing his fingernail) centres; Neoprene and I’m Hot, with Wingers Vet and Captains’ mate Bloodworth. Mitch completing the line up, making a welcome return to fullback.
Wells were in fact struggling for numbers and did not have a front row, which would have meant uncontested scrums and the points going to the wyvern. Copper made the decision with Coach that Wyvern wanted a competitive fixture. Scott ‘the prop’ volunteered his services to Wells and made it quite clear he was happy to play for anyone, anywhere any time! Fortunately the missing Wells players were just lost in the Taunton Metropolis and joined in later.

With no ref allocated by the society yet again, Club Chairman and retired player Grandad Howe, stood in and was more than happy to put his boots on and ref the game. Bless the ginger one.

It was apparent from the outset that Wells were intent on playing the game in the pack where in the set piece, especially scrums they were dominant. Their big number 8 causing problems as he went on several punishing runs, but ach time was eventually cut down well to quell the surge.

What was also clear early on was the domination that the wyvern backs held over there opposite numbers being more confident and organised with ball and in defence.

The first score of the day came from a darting run from Welsh Wizard, Evans and good support from the pack who capitalised on the spell of loose play to feed Coupe who in turn fed Vernon to saunter in under the posts for his 10th try of the season, this was converted by drop kick from the boot of Evans; 7-0.

This score was however cancelled out quickly with a try from Wells after sustained pressure from the restart, some Wyvern Players more committed than others in defence of their own line, resulting in their second row diving over unchallenged from close range to level the scores with the conversion a success, 7-7.
Wyvern responded well with good support play in the loose, however handling and offloads were proving troublesome, despite this Pete Mitchell fielded a central kick from Wells and looked to attack, he started from his own half and eased over the half way and up to the Wells 22 meter line with wonderful running lines.

With the last defender to beat he took the unselfish option and looked for the inside pass to the supporting Coupe who watched the ball go straight across in front of him and land helplessly on the floor, chance missed.......... no the ball was cleaned up by the supporting backs and recycled across the park, eventually finding Vernon who turned on the pace and crossed in the corner for his and Wyverns second, Flook to miss the difficult kick narrowly 12-7.

Constant pressure from Wells in the Wyvern 22 saw some great defence but ultimately a penalty for Wells who converted easily, closing in at 12-10.

However the final act of the half was off course from Captain Copper. Hughes who had recently moved in to the No.8 slot, presented the ball well at the back of the scrum, clean possession given to Flook at 10 who popped to the charging Coupe on the crash ball. Keeping the ball away from the contact well he was able to pass inside to his Captain on the supporting run, who crossed through a tackle and scored just to the right of the posts, sublime! The kick was duly converted by Flook, 19-10.

A stern but positive talking to at half time, from Coach urging more of the good, less of the bad with changes at 2nd row with Glass off yet again injured, it was Vet Hughes who was asked to fill in. ‘The Prop’ now in the front row and Tony rested. Evan new to Wyvern came on, on the wing and Tiny in at Centre, Billy out to the other wing and Ash off having played well.

It was Wells who came out the stronger after the brake finding lots of holes in the dog legged defence of the Wyvern. Eventually the pressure and missed tackles told and Wells crossed lightly, conversion missed 19-15.

Wyvern then raised their game picking their heads up and playing more of the expansive rugby which worked so well in the first half, moving the ball from side to side and being more comfortable in the pack with the addition of ‘the Prop’.

The added bosh in the backs with Tiny saw them move up the park in training like style, the Wells defence held for a period but the pressure told when Tiny was fed the ball down the three quarters and an overlap was created with Evan now on the wing in space for the pass. However Tiny's decision to go route 1 paid off and he walked over the line to touch down with the attentions of both inside and outside centres. However the ref, who had not seen a clear touch -down allowed the Wells player to pick up the ball and play was allowed to continue.

Grandad we still love you!

Moments later however in a similar position Tiny scored and this time ensured it was given, by hammering the ball several times into the ground hoping this time the ref would see the grounding. Grandad got his zimmer-frame in a better position, cleaned his glasses to get a better view and awarded the try, with the conversion missed, 24-15.

Wells again came back strong at the Wyvern whose lack of defence line caused issues, and again Wyvern conceded a penalty. Wyvern dug in deep in the next defensive set with Coach Knell now on at outside centre with Tiny filling in at 8 for the injured Copper, rushing up in defence to smother player and ball resulting in a turnover and a long kick to relieve pressure.

However Wells were having a good spell of possession and from an attacking scrum out wide, took good quick ball down the blind side and their bulky back row crashing over despite best efforts of I’m Hot, scored in the corner, unconverted, 24-20

With the Wizard off to drop his kids at Church, Evan moved to 9 and Jamie Cullen was on. Out on the wing he was keen to get involved, he chased and pressured well.

With Wells clearly desperate to come back and snatch a win they began to throw everything at the Wyvern who stood resolute. A lineout on the Wells 10m saw them move there hard running flanker in to the centres which did not go unmissed by the eagle eyed Coupe. He alerted the other Wyvern backs to the danger.

Good ball was won by Wells who spun out to their fly half. He predictably popped to the running at pace flanker, Coupe again predictable, smothered the charging loose forward having picked out his line early.

The desperate flanker threw a dubious pass out of the contact only to be met by Coach Knell who had almost 30, no 50 meters to make the line, but after 20m Coach began to struggle, his legs heavy like he was running in sand, but determination and a large home crowd cheering him on, saw him dig deep for an extra ounce of speed. Luckily for him there was no sniper on the grassy knoll and in a scene not dissimilar to Chariots of Fire, Coach Tom Knell crossed unchallenged, over the line and under the posts to score his first ever try.........ever and Wyvern’s 5th!

Flook kicked the conversion 31-20 and the end of the game.

Wyvern finished well deserved victors taking the winning points and a bonus point, denying the dogged Wells team the losing bonus point. Wyvern move back up the league and are now 2nd.

Wyvern have a friendly at home to Martock this Saturday, 2.30 ko. Come and see how they get on.

Saturday 12th November -  Away v Chard 3rds

With yet again no ref allocated in our league fixture it was Chard vet Mike Berry who took the whistle and allowed the match to be played.

Wyvern travelled with a squad of 18 and were quietly confident of getting the result. Tony Scott made a welcome return to the front row with Grant and Harding, Dave Lawton and his buddy Jamie Porcas went in 2nd row with Black, Copper and Bryant in the back row. Flookie went to 9 and coach Knell at 10. Centre pairing of Hodge and Mitch with Vernon and new boy "Ash" on the wings. Keeping us all safe at the back was veteran Hughes.

Wyvern took their chance early, a loose pass between the Chard half backs, with barely 2 minutes played, allowed Porcas to pluck the ball out of the air and he ran in unapposed to score between the sticks, easy conversion for Hodge, Wyvern lead 7 -0.

Chard as predicted were rough and determined, anything lying on the floor was stood on and squated like an insect, to prevent it getting up.

Several of the Wyvern pack were subjected to some special treatment not least Capt Copper who as an ex Chard player was singled out, under an aggressive ruck he lost half his ear. Not wishing to make a fuss his scrum cap was re-positioned and he played on.

Mr Berry was not the only one who missed the significant incident, but as with a lot of other incidents their lack of discipline was not dealt with and the game became quite scrappy.

Chard spent the next 20 minutes battering the Wyvern defence with their forwards driving hard and with some quick passing got within an inch of the line. Chard players claimed the try but the Wyvern defence were looking for the scrum 5 as they knew he was held short, despite being un-sited the try was given, un-converted 5 - 7

Chard continued in the same vain and again their bulky forwards and flyhalf saw inside passes and passing out of the tackle making them good ground, a second try was inevitable yet again unconverted 10 - 7.

Wyvern could not get decent posession and found themselves defending in their own 22 again. Chard No 8, Mickey Duff, who is all of 55 years old, powered through some weak Wyvern tackling and crossed over.

Half time score 15 - 7.

The second half started with Wyvern keen to get back in the game, confidence was high. Geordie Geese was introduced to get the committment back. Will Collier came into the back row and Horsfall came back on the wing nursing his carnival make up from 2 weeks before.

Wyvern who lost Porcas to injury, had the athletic Cookie to replace him, so the set plays remained strong.
Chard had to change their line outs as their calls had been desiphered by code cracker Copper. However the loose was still a dogged affair, the gentlemen of Wyvern dealing better with the Chard Hards. It was a tense first 10 minutes with both teams wanting to run ball in hand.

It was still scrappy in open play and Wyvern seemed to loose their shape, fitness may have taken its toll.
Capt Copper had to leave the field after the ref finally saw the remains of his right ear bleeding down his shirt.

In the subsequent 20 minutes Chard got on top and worked the tired Wyvern defence, 2 tries without reply saw them enter the final 10 minutes with a lead of 29-7.

Whether it was Chard who relaxed or wyvern who finally got into their grove, but something changed as Billy, returning to his beloved Chard for the first time playing in the red of Wyvern, managed to burst through and score, a half hearted attempted tackle was all that was in his way as he breezed through to score under the posts, which was converted by Mitchell.

Billy was keen for more ball and seeking it he came inside, hungry for another attacking run. With his next possession, Billy ran hard at the defence, his speed and ginking run (learnt at Chard) saw him through again to score.
Mitchell converted well, Chard's lead was now cut to 8 points, 29-21. With the ref advising still 6 minutes left Wyvern were in the ascendancy and believed they could get another score and put Chard under pressure in the final minutes.

At the next break down there was a brief exchange, described by onlookers as "handbags". However with 5 minutes of Mr Berry's 6 left to play, he blew up early, calling an end to proceedings and depriving Wyvern of chasing the win or at least a loosing bonus point.

Questions were asked and Wyvern will challenge the result but as it stands............. Final Score 29 - 21.
After the other league results were called in Wyvern sit third behind Wells and Burnham who are flying high.

There is no time to waste, Wyvern need to pick themselves up, dust themselves off, grow a new ear and put a performance in at Home versus Wells to get things back on track.

Saturday 29th October -  Away v Wellington 3rds

 Despite the fixture lists advertising this was being played at the Wyvern, it was in fact to be hosted by Wellington, at their request due to pitch allocations further on in their season.

Mid-week training under the temporary floodlights at the Wyvern saw coach Knell impose a new game style upon the forwards, with good numbers the session worked well!

On the Friday night numbers were good, 20 players available to play the away fixture but come Saturday morning; Tiny, Dave Lawton, and captain Copper’s new best mate, Ashley Bloodworth were all no shows. Tiny and Lawton sporting excuses, Ashley just avoiding the calls!

Undeterred the Wyvern arrived and began the warm ups in preparation for what usually promises to be a close and physical encounter. Five minutes before the planned kick-off and still no sign of a referee it was revealed that despite moving the fixture to suit their ends Wellington had failed to arrange one! (Oops!).

To their credit, or rather to the credit of one of their players Ben, the problem was solved with him offering to ref the match. Wellington looking confident with huge numbers, (25 plus) coach Knell gave the Wyvern starting 15 one more rallying call, and the game got under way.

The Wyvern side this week saw Grant and Harding return to the front row, with Browning filling the loose head slot (not hung over like last weekend). Ben Bryant and Cookie Monster in the second row with Copper and (Safety Glass) Hodge on the flanks. We also saw the return of Vice Capt Black at number 8. His choice of new boots some source of debate pre and post match...... more later.

Scrum half was Mark Evans who chose rugby over shopping with the family, with Mark Allder at the 10 spot instead of fit but benched Knell. (Coach hoping to be allowed to play now that his fingernail was better). Coupe sporting a head-guard and Veteran Flook in the centre. With “Backs rule” Greaves, ‘cock up cup’ Swateridge and Hughes (the older) making up the back three.

Wellington playing down the slope started proceedings, a high kick which was caught well by Grant, running the ball back saw good forward support to set up a comfortable first ruck and a confident pass from Evans and a clean boot from Allder saw a textbook start from the men in red. This was to continue for the next 5 minutes with Wyvern defending Wellington attacks well and clearing there lines effectively.

Pressurising Wellington in attack caused a clearing kick from Wellington’s fly half to go out on their 22, giving Wyvern their first set piece and an attacking platform to work from. A well worked lineout to Hodge saw a quick ball off the top to Evans who passed to Allder, with the centres switching and Flook rounding the back of Coupe took the short ball from Allder and found the intended gap, with the full back to beat Flook fixed his man in a training exercise manor and off loaded to Coupe who’s angled run sent him on the 20m gallop to the line, he scored under the posts for Wyvern’s first.

Swateridge being impatient took the ball from Evans, who was waiting for the tee and drop kicked the conversion, 0-7.

Wellington looked to respond quickly but never really looked comfortable in attack, they pressurised well in the scrums, setting some good mauls, but when the ball was moved to the backs the combination of youth and experience of the Wyvern three-quarters proved too good to breach.

Wyvern kept building their own pressure, finding gaps in the middle of the field as well as space out wide, another broken tackle in the centres lead to more great support play from the Wyvern forwards and Evans who quickly released Allder to the left found the next willing recipient to be Cookie Monster who lived up to his name and broke two wellington tackles to run in for his first and Wyvern’s second of the day, this was converted correctly from the tee by scrum half Evens, 0-14.

Wyvern continued to punish the week Wellington tackling, Jamie Grant clearly having some problems with his boots, was making regular involuntary movements (supposedly side steps) but carrying the ball very well, also Coupe in the centres continued to ask questions and wing Greaves found space two or three times to stretch the defence. It was scrum half Evans however who finished off the next move.

Wellington had the scrum, only for the ball to squirt out between their 2nd row and blindside flank, Hodge nicked the ball and sprinted for the line, backed up by Evans he crossed to score with barely any of the opposition backs moving an inch. Swateridge converted again with a drop goal, 0-21.

The second half saw Wyvern now playing down the hill, and not much seemed to change, Wyvern still pressed well and were all over the Wellington defenders again.

Building play from their forward’s in the style requested by the coach saw them rumble first over the half way with good short pick-ups and support to set the ruck, then came the break to be tackled on the 22 meter line where more support play and recycling was on show with substitute Will Collier collecting the ball and carrying strongly into the contact, staying on his feet pumping the legs well, in came the support of Black, Copper, Cookie Monster and Grant. With a mighty Wyvern heave, Collier was driven 10 meters, the final meters being called out by Capt Copper, he got the call to go down from his Captain and like all obliging forwards went down to score.

There were some handbags in the immediate aftermath with Captain Copper complaining about the use of a boot from a Wellington player on Cookie Monster’s head, Cookie was later to reveal that no such thing had happened and the conclusion was that Copper was clearly making it all up as an excuse to exchange numbers with the good looking Wellington centre with the yellow boots!

Wellington responded with a good spell of pressure which in the end resulted in their substitute, who was clearly Steve ‘Dwarf’Greaves’ cousin, knock the ball on over the try line and then collapse on it and claim the try. The referee being a trusting soul asked him if he had knocked on to which the reply saw the try awarded, the conversion missed, 5-28.

Geordie Geese was introduced and Wyvern turned over possession immediately at the kick off, good tackling from Copper and rucking out by the forwards saw Wyvern take control once more.

The remaining minutes saw Wyvern finish strongly, continually pressurising the Wellington tired legs, Greaves looked to have been released down the left flank but for an awfully high tackle from his opposite winger with the swinging arm, nearly took his head off.

However in something that looked like a phoenix rising from the ashes; Dwarf Greaves jumped to his feet and the battle cry that followed “I’m up, I’m up come ooonnnn!!!” was greeted with bemused laughter by the opposition.

This fuelled Wyvern’s passions, Coupe ran to the fray and Knell began calm talks with three of the Wellington backs (which continued for some 5 minutes or so) in the meantime the Wellington player was rightfully yellow carded and left the field of play.

Coupe was still spitting bullets a few minutes later when after a flowing move out to the left, he off loaded the ball before the tackle, only to be grabbed and held by his opposite number. Who then promptly tried to hump Coupe’s leg. Apparently an attempt to lift and dump Coupe, (even an Olympic weightlifter would have struggled) Coupe took exception to this unwanted foreplay, by throwing his teddies and the entire pram at the lad. Whom it later transpired was a teenage boy from their colts’ team.

Wyvern could have crossed for one more tries late on when prop Harding made a dart for the line he seemed destined to score but unselfishly off loaded to Collier who dropped the ball forward over the line.

The final score Wellington 5 Wyvern 28, a well-deserved win with a bonus point which secured the top spot in the league, showing the impressive start of 4 wins from 4.

In the bar post match the cycle helmets were beautiful, the pink fairy one of Harding a particular treat. However the player fined the most was Kev Black. He managed to play the entire game in Sports Direct’s cheapest football boots and the colour, pink... no puce! This will be a regular fine no doubt, as he tries to justify their purchase to his wife and himself.

Wyvern have a weekend off, before playing away at Chard on 12th November.

Saturday 22nd October -  Away v Castle Cary 2nds

This fixture saw Wyvern travel away to Castle Cary on a dry day sporting excellent conditions for the fourth coming match, if a little windy.

The initial news for the Wyvern was the extremely poor show from Tom (Ashton) Swateridge, and James Browning, who both declared themselves unavailable hours before the match, apparently due to hangovers and ‘days out’ this resulted in the already small squad dropping to just 14 players, only to be saved by veteran (I am retired) Matt Shane.

The team arrived to the concerning sight of 20 plus castle Cary players warming up, looking fit, physical and clearly ready for the fixture, which last year was a dogged affair with the home side running out victors by 20-18.

To add to the dismay Wyvern, who had only travelled with a bare 15, had only 14 arrive at Cary’s sloping pitch, more reminiscent of a ski holiday than a rugby field.

The side saw a regular front row of Harding, Grant and Lawton, but the rest of the pack was a bit of a mixture of positions, players showing great Wyvern spirit and being adaptable. Kev Black moved to no.8, his debut in this position, with Hodge and Blobby Lees flanking (both girlie backs not back row players), new man Ben Bryant started in the second row with Captain Copper who will literally play anywhere, topping the out of position players.

Steve Greaves returned to the action at scrum half, with coach Knell still out with a broken fingernail, the mid-week retiree Matt Shane stepped in at 10. Full back Pete Mitchell moved to inside centre with Horsefall at outside. Meaning the return to 15 for Veteran Gareth “I have no nickname…. Honest” Hughes. Finally Wyvern had Billy “I’m Hot” Vernon and late comer Jamie Cullen arriving 5 minutes prior to kick off due to car trouble on the wings.

So the Wyvern started with 15 in their change All Blacks kit with only the promise from coach Knell that it would be a hard day for all! On winning the toss Copper elected to play up the Hill.

The opening exchanges saw Wyvern coming out on top in the contact area, Black making a pest of him self at breakdowns. To the full credit of the out of position forwards this was also the case in the scrum and lineout, Wyvern collecting clean ball from both and causing Cary problems with their ball against the head.

Sustained pressure at the scrum saw Black collect the ball from the base and carry into the Cary centres, great support from Hodge at the break down and quick ball from Greaves saw “I am retired” on the ball with a man overlap available, with great hands ‘I’m Hot’ was released and getting speed up proved too HOT to handle for the scrambling Cary defence, he crossed and touched down under the posts for Lees to convert, 0-7.

The cry from coach Knell was to stay switched on as pressure was bound to build, however the first half, but for a couple of powerful line breaks from the Cary 13, continued in the same vain as the first 5 minutes. Wyvern continued to press and caused the Cary forwards problems at the break down, Blobby and Hodge working tirelessly for turn over ball. Cary were lucky not to go down to 14 men when a ‘Rooney’ esc challenge came in to Horsefall on the half way line, the cry of “I slipped” was met with furious replies from coach Knell on the side line, the Cary player got away with a firm talking to from the ref. Soon after, the ref spoke to the Cary 13 and he was to be threatened with yellow after coming off worse in a bust up with the Wyvern skipper.

As the pressure continued Pete Mitchell on his debut at 12, broke the Cary defensive line and looked odds on to score, but was pulled down just short, again Wyvern support play was outstanding setting a good ruck for more quick ball for Greaves, who darted for the line, being scragged down himself Greaves threw a risky off load which paid off as it fell in to the hands of none other than “I’m hot” who crossed in the corner for his and Wyvern’s 2nd, Blobby was to miss the following conversion 0-12.

Castle Cary began to wake up it seemed after this, putting sustained pressure on Wyvern in their own half. Wave after wave of Cary attack crashed against the unfamiliar Black wall of Wyvern until almost inevitably they turned over the ball at ruck time. Good vision and movement from “I am retired” found some space on the blind side to release Pete Mitchell who went on another punishing run showing pace and power, with two men holding him in the tackle ten meters out the supporting cry came from, yes you guessed it “I’m Hot” who crossed for his hat trick under the posts, Blobby converted 0-19, half time.

The call from Captain Copper and Coach Knell at half time was to keep up the work and take heart from the first half playing up the hill, but words are no substitute for fresh legs, which wyvern were out off.
It was clear from the re-start that with some impact changes from the bench, Cary were determined to make a game of it. Punishing pressure for the first 10 minutes saw the Wyvern scrum and lineout struggle for the first time in the match, with Cary capitalising well on the clean ball.

Their replacement No.8 charging at Wyverns defence braking tackles. Capt Copper leading by example, putting him 5 times in as many minutes minutes.

Some good kicks from the Cary 9 saw Wyvern pinned back finding themselves on their own line defending line out after lineout. The first 2 Wyvern snuffed out well, Copper getting under the ball to prevent the grounding and then forced errors on the Cary side.

But the third was well set by the Cary pack giving a great base for their open side to cross through two poor tackles, the resulting conversion attempt was successful, 7-19. Cary hope regained!

The Cary players continued to build, but renewed vigour from Wyvern, with Geordie Geese, saw strong defence from all fifteen players, and they were still proving dangerous in the attack.

A rare second half lineout steel handed Wyvern the ball inside the Cary 22. An inside ball from “I am retired” to “I’m Hot” saw the winger step the on-rushing defence and make it to 2 meters from the line where he was tackled. As he released the ball while rising from the tackle to regain the ball and cross the line the unsighted referee considered he had failed to release the ball and, being held in the initial tackle, was in breach of the tackle law resulting in a pressure relieving penalty to Cary and not a 4th try for “I’m Hot”.

The half continued to and fro with the Wyvern not making the most of the slope advantage. But Wyvern’s players ultimately proving too resilient in defence for the Cary attacks.

Wyvern would have lasted the whole game with 15 if it was not for Horsefall, who was clearly faking an injury with five minutes to go, when he walked off. The coach’s conclusion that he was tired; “poor little chap ran his little heart out”. There may be some photos circulating of the little man’s bruised and blackened eye, this is clearly Halloween make-up!!!! Even Hodge survived the 80 minutes so his replacement safety glass, fitted after the last league game must be doing the trick, that’s 2 games in a row now.

Over-all an outstanding show of teamwork and resolve saw the Wyvern win and at the final whistle 7-19 sees them hold on to second spot in the league table. However they should have done better in that second half, not getting that bonus point could hurt them come the end of the season.

Club Chairman, Grandad, and “Hard as Nails” provided the principal Wyvern support from the touchline and were both fined in the bar afterwards for failing to bring the match day item.

Next week, Wellington away and Wyvern will be looking for the same effort and pride!

Saturday 15th October -  Away v Burnham on Sea 2nds (F)

Wyvern’s friendly at Burnham on Saturday was played in a fair yet committed fashion. The excellent referee allowed the game to flow and there were some good spells of open running rugby, played on Burnham’s main pitch.

Burnham had a large squad with almost as many subs as players on the park. All out early getting pumped up for their chance to revenge the league result.

Wyvern travelled with a bare 15, Will Collier attending injured, with his kit to give us some resilience, prepared to come on if required as the 16th man, he is normally used to being the 12th man in his summer hobby, crochet……

Early exchanges were hard and tough – Burnham appeared to have a couple of centres free from first team duty but the Wyvern welsh centre pairing of Hatchback and Hughes stood firm and seemed to enjoy the physicality.

It was only after persistent pressure and driving mauls, drawing Wyvern forwards in, when a single missed tackle saw Burnham through and to score under the posts. Easy conversion 7–0.

Wyvern were not despondent and some great possession in the middle of the park with quick hands out wide saw Mike Ashton run down his wing untouched and run in under the posts to score….. No sorry, to see him drop the ball as he prepared his infamous swallow dive. This seemed to get quite a large laugh from the Burnham contingent almost matching the laughs that Doug ‘Velcro’ James got at his expense on the recent comedy night.

A clear 7 points had gone begging, perhaps an early bid too from Ashton to win the ‘Cock up Cup’ again at the end of the season. Someone should tell Ashton that it’s not an award one should win more than once.

Special mention now to ‘Big Ben’ who joined us for the day in the 2nd row from Pethy. His size 16 feet the cause of much pre-match discussions. Tres bien Monsieurs Still et Harding for lifting him in the line-outs.

Mr Lawton showed his versatility and joined BB in the 2nd row. While ‘Hard as Nails’ and Bear covered the flanks. Capt Copper Playing again at 8 for the old, knackered and tired body that is Cuthbert who is not quite match fit to play 2 games in a row! Jamie Grant (socks and boots fined) hooking, sharing his straight line-out throw-in knowledge with Bear.

The Welsh wizard, still emotional from the defeat against the French made use of the good possession, loading Veteran Flook with plenty of options at fly-half.

Ashton soon made amends for his howler when more quick ball went wide and an athletic 60m run from the red hot Udall saw Ashton fed the ball with one man to beat, he skinned his opponent and crossed the try line, with all the Wyvern players holding their breath, he touched down safely in the corner – only for his head to be taken off by a late covering Burnham players boot.

Ashton as usual began to roll around screaming for his Nan. The brilliant ref was happy to ‘let that one go’ as it was in the spirit of the friendly. Capt Copper was then politely asked to remind his players that insulting, abusive and personal comments about the decisions were not going to be tolerated.

The Back 3 of Wyvern; Ashton, Udall and Mitch played well in covering defence and out wide in their attacking runs.

Burnham did get another score before the half was out, leading 12-5 at the break.

The team talk was about playing the tight game, taking charge of the middle of the park and then letting the fliers score out wide. The muscular confrontation midfield was a battle and both teams were hitting brick walls.

With 100% commitment, no subs at half time and with no real injury worries either, the match was there for the taking. Mitch deciding to stay and see it out rather go dancing with his missus in the big city!

Burnham brought on many subs which served their team well becoming fresher and faster. A score line of 12 – 10 (the reverse of the league game) would have been a fair result for the effort put in, had Ashton touched down correctly the first time of course!

Wyvern showed good heart and passion but the wide first team pitch saw the wyvern players tire and they started to loose out in rucks and mauls, however their scrum remained strong and Grant did win a couple against the head.

Cuthbert who was watching on the side lines was Wyvern’s only support and he was champing at the bit to have been on the pitch and involved. But his 40 years life experience telling him to only play every other week.

Wyvern’s forwards were working very hard to keep them in the game and all 8 were getting stuck in, none more so than Copper who was leading by example tackling furiously, with passion for the red shirt like Mr Warburton some 6 hours earlier.

Even a call for Geordie Geese was not enough to revive Wyvern who were starting to struggle on the wide pitch. Hard as Nails was the only one to buckle under the pressure, his knee giving way after a tackle and he had to be helped off the pitch, Collier then limped onto the pitch to provide cover on the blind side flank.Burnham’s rolling subs were beginning to get more ball and they managed to penetrate the wyvern defence, one attack did get them across the Wyvern line, despite a covering tackle from Bear who appeared to get his hands under the ball to hold it up, the quite excellent ref awarded the try any way.

Wyvern were to suffer one last breach of their defences late on as a pair of fresh Burnham legs went charging through from a penalty 10m out and crashed through two missed tackles to score, unconverted. Final score 22–5.

Despite the loss it was good to see the younger lads playing with some pride and passion for their shirt. The contest served well as a test of match fitness and the physical encounter is sure to toughen up the Wyvern defence which stood firm for some 60-70 mins.

The game was there for the taking and much like the welsh game, had we taken our chances the result could have swung our way. Hatchback commented in the bar later whilst wearing his McEnro head band... “I’m really enjoying being beat up in every game so far this season” hinting at yet another muscular battle in midfield.

I must end by thanking the ref for a consistent performance and hope he enjoys reading this weeks match report. As he pointed out, it does get loaded on to a publicly accessable webpage which some officials will go to, to research who they ref!!!!

Wyvern are back in league action this Saturday away to Castle Cary.

Saturday 8th October -  Home v Tor 3rds

Wyvern were tested physically this week by a strong Tor XV who were weakened only by their lack of replacements.

Wyvern who had struggled earlier in the week with their own squad had however managed to persuade Taz Bailey to come back from early retirement to strengthen their 18 man squad. The previously retired Matt Shane playing at scrumhalf and veteran Pete Flook playing at 10.

Despite having no warm up time arriving late, Tor’s strong pack started well and it was clear they wanted to run with the ball in hand.

Early phases for each team were played well; the break came with Tor throwing long ball in the line-out. Their number 8 collecting and running at the backs, Wyvern flankers Grant and Copper being slow to react, it took 2-3 backs drawn in to take him down. The subsequent quick ball spun wide saw Tor with an overlap and score under the posts. Converted easily wyvern were down 7 -0.

After this early shock, the Wyvern forwards’ worked hard to keep possession and tirelessly in defence to hold the Tor efforts. Wyvern Props, Browning and Harding doing well against a strong experienced front row.

Wyvern were winning their own ball well which allowed a strong platform for the backs to run their plays, these efforts were stifled by the Tor defence coming up quick, testing the refs interpretation of the off-sideline.

A rare Wyvern penalty inside Tor’s half saw Capt Copper order Hodge to kick for 3 points getting them back in the game.

Wyvern were putting themselves about more and were rucking well. Some quick possession saw Coupe released on the blind side, a long pass to wing Gareth Hughes saw him take on the Tor defence. A surprisingly good hand-off saw Gareth’s eyes opened wide at the sight of the line. A darting run with his welsh routes showing through, he dived over in the corner. The lines man’s flag stayed down and a try was awarded, no need for the TMO.

Wyvern ahead 8 – 7.

Wyvern had to defend well and survived some scares as the Tor centre paring ran at the heart of wyvern, only some good last gasp tackles in their own 22 kept Tor at bay. Some good defensive tackling and rucking from Taz and 2nd row giant Cuthbert kept Tor out.

Wyvern cleared their lines well and maintained their lead.

Wyvern should have gone into the break well ahead as a certain try was squandered.
The Monster that is Stew Cuthbert took quick penalty ball about ten metres out and went crashing through the Tor defence. Almost in slow motion Cuthbert broke through and dived over the line only to fumble the ball at the point of grounding. After a sigh of relief there was ridiculing laughter.

The 2nd half saw Lee Hodges on in the back row for Wyvern. No other changes were made as the game was too tight. Wyvern’s decision to play for the win first in league fixtures meant the other replacements had to wait for their chances.

The half started with both teams playing well and crossing the game line but with the final passes going astray or through lack of support there were no additions to the score line.
Tor, who were now suffering through injury and lack of replacements had 14 and for some time were down to 13 during parts of the 2nd half.

Capt Copper had asked for commitment and desire to win at home and his team were surely to be tested in a physical encounter. Tor remained strong and resilient. There was some questionable defensive tackling but Wyvern showed their toughness.

All except Dave Wells that is, who came on as a 2nd half replacement only to shuffle off with a bad back 5 minutes later.

Another replacement saw the return of James Still in the front row, his strength and experience helped to settle some of the set piece. It was certainly a battle up front and Tor did well with a player less.
It was certainly hard graft; wingers Vernon and Hughes played well and made good ground when they had the ball. Fullback Pete Mitchell had another good game. Despite being cut in half from an earlier Tor tackle he was persistent in his efforts.

Good tackling after a Tor scrum in their own half saw Capt Copper at open side scrag down their half back and Taz secured the turn-over in the ruck giving Wyvern possession. Some good handling saw Mitchell finish off and claim his try.

Hodge kicked a late penalty putting Wyvern ahead 16 - 7.

Wyvern finished on top of what was a tough encounter. The Tor side giving a good account of themselves despite playing with a man short for most of the 2nd half.

In the bar post match, Vice Capt Kev Black, took one for the Irish and downed a pint of farmers cider. Unfortunately the result like earlier that morning saw the Irish loose to stronger faster opposition.

Wyvern currently sit second in their League and play away at Burnham in a friendly next week.

Sunday 25th September -  Home v Butleigh

Sunday morning saw the return of fun sociable rugby at the Wyvern when they played hosts to Butleigh Amateur RFC.

An 11am kick off was always going to be optimistic and at 11.30, when Butleigh almost had 13 players, Doug James and Wyvern new boy, Dan (not James) Rosier stepped in agreeing to play for them, we finally kicked off.

Butleigh appeared to have selected a team from the ‘giant’ box as 75% were well over 6 foot and 15 stone. Their size and enthusiasm to run with the ball clearly intimidated Wyvern, who were without their big guns, Cuthbert and Davies. Right from the off Wyvern slipped off tackles and struggled to impose themselves.

No surprise then that the opening ten minutes saw Butleigh scoring points and Wyvern struggling to stem the tide. Some strong tackling from Coupe and Odams was keeping Wyvern in the game. Wyvern were hoping to survive the first 15 minutes and then play their open and expansive game.

This appeared to work as when Wyvern got the ball to their fliers; Billy Vernon and Rich Horsefall crossed the game line and were able to finish off some good moves. Billy scoring twice, however the belly flop over the line needs a little more ‘Ashton’ class before we see him at the 2015 world cup!
Horsefall showed some talent with the boot after the pre-match tee off and converted one.

Rich Hodge had expressed an interest in playing on the flank and got his chance early on when Doug Wright had to depart injured. Jim ‘I luv Oz’ Odams moved into the 2nd row with Capt Copper reverting to 8.

The half ended with Wyvern ahead, although their only big forward Odams had spent his load and was karted off with a bad back, Wyvern remained confident of coming out on top.

New prop James Browning came on for his debut, Hodge broken yet again, limped off allowing Jim ‘hard as nails’ Cole to cover the flank. Changes at 9 saw Lewis Keenan come on for his first outing and Coach Knell came on for Allder who had tackled well at 10. Billy Vernon, fearing he would have to buy a jug (on a hat-trick)made way for Dan Rosier to don a red shirt and Horsefall came off for new boy James ‘ginge’ Cooper to make his debut too. Doug James now in the red of Wyvern, was relishing his chance to play in the 2nd row.

Unfortunately the half time break only served to re-group and re-energise the big Butleigh side, which started the half as the game had begun. Wyvern found it hard to keep possession, not even securing their own ball in line-outs and scrums.

Butleigh got their big three-quarters into the game again, although Wyvern tried, Butleigh broke through tackles and scored 3 times without reply. Runs from their scrum half and number 8 were not covered by the Wyvern wing forwards who were looking tired. Jim ‘hard as nails’ Cole having to leave the field concussed after his hair was pulled in a ruck, that despite wearing his new scrum cap.

Wyvern finally found some pride and resolve, getting rewarded with a string of penalties pushing them deep into the Butleigh half. Captain Copper electing to kick to touch, going for the 7 pointer rather than the 3 on offer.

A great leap from Cookie at the front of the subsequent line-out saw Kev Black and Copper take the ball up the short side, drawing defenders in, the ball was recycled quickly and with a choice of forwards to run off Pete Flook, now playing at 10 (Knell off with broken nail) Jon Barker cashed over the line, with Flook converting the Wyvern spirits were raised.

Andy Coupe’s strong defensive display was almost rewarded with a try, only for him to spill the ball as he crossed the line. Apparently this was down to some ferocious last ditch tackling...................... I personally believe some neoprene slipped down and with some skin potentially going to be damaged, Coupe needed to pull it up before diving over, thus dropping the ball.

Doug James proved he had lost none of the skills or confidence to throw outrageous dummies. This was particularly good to see after his embarrassing ‘incident’ at the comedy night on Friday. All I need to say is that Doug was able to throw the biggest dummy I have ever seen; he wrong footed the entire Butleigh back line. Doug ran straight through, he chipped on to pass the full back and gathered, only to be dragged down inside their 22 by the double Velcro knot in his pumps and a certain try was wasted.

Captain Copper was not impressed and brought on Doug’s boy Jack to tie his Dads’ boot laces.

Unfortunately Wyvern’s hard work was undone near the end when Butleigh’s big fly-half went on an athletic run, breaking through some tired tackles and running all the way to score under the posts. Wyvern did score again but it was not enough to change the result.

In the end Butleigh ran out winners 29-39.

Wyvern have no fixture this Saturday but will train, next league game at home to Tor on 8th October.

Saturday 17th September -  Away v Burnham-on-sea 2nds

After a poor result at home to Burnham on Sea 2nds last Saturday, Wyvern Captain Dave Hughes demanded revenge in the league fixture at BOS this week. Commitment and passion were called for, but the result would always come down to who wanted it more. The coaching mid week was centred on key aspects of defence and possession.

Wyvern were in the unusual position of turning player’s away leading into this fixture after 26 had made themselves available. Sorry to those guys who did not travel, but be assured we will need you in the coming weeks and months. Wyvern went to BOS with a squad of 22 only lacking some depth in the front row. It was a blustery day by the sea and Capt Copper chose well at the toss to play into the elements in the first half. It was a nervous start but Wyvern would soon show their metal and clearly wanted to compete this time round.

Some fantastic forward play at the line-out with a driving maul and runners off Knell at 10 (in a move straight off the training ground) saw youthful new boy Stew Cuthbert, playing in only his 3rd game for the Wyvern, crashing through the BOS defence, he was driven over by his pack and the grounding was seen by the ref (eventually!), who awarded the try. Stew was elated and punched the air with delight having had a similar try disallowed in this fixture last year.

Wyvern then witnessed the resolve and commitment of the BOS 15 who kicked well with the wind and spent long periods in the Wyvern half, testing their defence.

Some good work in the Wyvern forwards both at the break down and in set pieces, scrum/line-outs was wasted by not being able to clear their lines effectively.

The pressure told and a strong run from BOS after several scrums saw them score, but their try remained unconverted.

An injury to centre Rich (I’m made of glass) Hodge led to the early introduction of Dave Wells, making his first appearance for the Wyvern.

The ref had the added pressure of being assessed and this ultimately led to some surprising decisions at break downs as to whom was in possession versus whose half of the pitch we happened to be in.

Wyvern conceded a number of penalties and despite a line out throw that was clearly not straight, BOS attacked the Wyvern 5m line, some great work in the loose by Cuthbert was interpreted as foul play and the quietest of quiet whistles went. Much to Wyverns surprise the ref apparently had signalled a penalty.
Credit to the BOS forward who saw and heard this, he dived through and scored in the corner, which was unconverted. (No sour grapes, honest!).

Now a try behind, Wyvern Capt called for more passion and a want to win, leading by example the forwards got into the game and stifled further attacks from BOS.

Some great counter attacking runs from fullback Pete Mitchell, scrum half Mark Evans and winger Billy Vernon saw BOS on the back foot and the tide had turned.

A dazzling run by ‘Man of the Match’ Evans through the middle of the park seemed to come to an end when he ran away from his supporting runners Coupe and Wells, but in an All Blacks style ‘cut back’ Evans shifted the ball to Craig Davies who romped in to score his 4th try of the season. Knell secured the 2 points which would later on prove vital. Wyvern ended the half 12-10 ahead.

The win was paramount and subs would be used late on and sparingly. Jon Barker was the only change at half time and he came in to cover the front row.

The 2nd half saw early showers for players and spectators alike who were drenched when the heavens opened. The Wyvern spirit was never dampened; the Geordie Geese came out to splash in the puddles and intimidated BOS, whose forwards were tamed and their backs stifled through good cover defence and new centre pairing of Wells and Coupe tackled well. Gary Harding’s efforts in the front row did not go un-noticed; he was scrumaging well despite his lack of experience.

Some of the Refs interpretations were odd to say the least, but it was BOS who became frustrated and not the Wyvern. Burnham seemed to run out of ideas and the ever strong defence was a clear sign that Wyvern wanted it more. It was a tight and tense second half with the wet and windy conditions making any flowing rugby impossible.

There was some great attacking play from Wyvern and the now not so youthful Cuthbert again charged at the BOS line and grounded the ball on the white wash, only for the ref to deny him again, ruling scrum 5.

The loss of top try scorer Craig Davies with a ‘dismantled shoulder joint’ (out till Xmas) did not affect the strong defensive efforts. Veterans Gareth Hughes and Pete Williamson covered well when brought on.

Despite difficult conditions in a wet and windy 2nd half Wyvern showed good fitness and were not going to be beaten. Ultimately it was Knell’s first half conversion that won the game for Wyvern, earning a well deserved win 12-10.

Best wishes to Craig for a speedy recovery, at least the rest of us can try to catch him up on the try count during his forced absence.

Next Match is friendly at home with Butleigh; Sunday 25th September 11am K.O

Saturday 10th September - Home v Burnham-on-sea 2nds

Wyvern played hosts to Burnham at Richard Huish Park on Saturday as the cricketers were busy on the home pitch. It was wyvern who would suffer most from the difficult and broken pre-match build up.
Burnham started strong and left those watching with no doubts that this was going to be anything but a friendly.

Some strong running and rucking saw Burnham attacking the Wyvern line immediately and within 5 minutes they were 7 points up with some good driving play.

After a blunt and heartfelt plea from their Capt to switch on and start competing, Wyvern did get themselves back in the game, beginning to match the aggression and intensity of the Burnham side.

Despite an unsuccessful Penalty kick from Player coach Knell, Wyvern continued to play well and put some pressure on a good Burnham side. Playing deep in Burnham’s half the pressure finally told. Burnham fumbled their line out inside their own 22, Capt Copper showed he had lost none of his pace and skill from yester-year and pounced quickly on the loose ball. Running direct and strong he crashed through the defence and scored. The Subsequent conversion was missed but Wyvern were back in the game.

However Burnham were still playing decent running rugby and kept possession, some last gasp tackling out wide by Winger Swateridge and the back row of Black, Davies and Copper was heroic. Wyvern’s own defensive line getting staggered causing themselves problems.

Burnham used a penalty 10m out, to spin the ball wide and found a stretched Wyvern defence lacking in the tackle and they scored in the corner.

Wyvern dug back in and had some decent possession of their own. Releasing their backs with some ball , which was worked through the phases it was clear to see what good running rugby is possible at Wyvern.

Scrum half Pete Flook and Coach Knell had some great breaks off some decent ball and soon it was Burnham on the back foot. The game was a tense and scrappy affair but both teams were competing well, the Ref managed to control the game although some decisions were not received well and several Burnham players were advised to concentrate on the rugby.

A run from new Wyvern fullback, Pete Mitchell was continued by winger Rich Horsefall and the Burnham defence was stretched. Number 8, Davies supported well and ran in un-opposed to score next to the posts. The nonchalant conversion by Hodge was too nonchalant and missed .

At the half time break Wyvern made changes in the front row allowing Tony Scott to come on for new prop Harding who had played a decent 40mins. Doug Wright limped off injured, which meant Capt Copper moved to 8 and Craig Davies went into the second row. Jim Cole came on earlier than planned (Slightly the worse for wear, after a morning in the pub watching England) to cover the back row. Steve Greaves came on for Tom Swateridge, who had carried and tackled well, with Andy Coupe already on for the injured Hodge. Pete Mitchell who played well at fullback made way for veteran Gareth Hughes.

The second half started much like the first with Burnham having all the possession and Wyvern had to dig in to stay in the game. It was a warm afternoon and fitness was beginning to tell. Burnham had their heads up playing with confidence having finally stopped bitching at the Ref.

The game was still scrappy but Burnham seemed to want it more.

A strong run and good rucking gave Burnham a chance to cross the line and despite some valiant Wyvern efforts to hold the ball up, the Ref had seen enough of the ball grounded to award the try.

Wyvern found it difficult to get back in the game after that, despite some good strong runs from Coupe and Billy Vernon in the centres, Burnham could not be breached.

A positive Wyvern attack in the centre of the park broke down and Burnham turned the ball over and with only the fullback to beat, Burnham ran through and scored.

This was followed by a second wide attack by Burnham who had found some pace to burn out wide and with a cheeky chip over by the winger he collected his own kick and ran in under the posts.

Wyvern heads were now down and they were playing for pride, some strong committed play in defence from forwards; Lawton, Cookie, the back row and Coupe held Burnham out.

But five minutes before the end Burnham had stretched the Wyvern defence again, finding a gap in the middle charged through to scrore their 6th try.

A gathering of Wyvern players under the posts must have looked a sad and sorry sight for their home supporters. But the players were listening to Capt Copper and coach Knell, demanding some pride and passion, they answered any questions about commitment in the final play: it was Braveheart all over again with Captain 'Mel Gibson' Copper without the scottish accent!!

As Wyvern re-started Burnham caught cleanly and ran at the Wyvern forwards: Capt 'William Wallace'  Copper lead the charge and put in a heavy hit on the Burnham prop who almost fumbled possession. Next into the frey was Andy Coupe who drove his Burnham opponent back into the 22. As the next Burnham player gathered the loose ball it was Coach Knell who grab the larger opponent and threw him to the floor, causing the player to spill the ball and for Wyvern to recover. For such a late stage of the game it was fine handling from the Wyvern in these last moments and it was fitting that Davies gathered one handed and ran through to touch down under the posts for his 2nd try of the day. A cheeky drop goal to convert the score from right in front was missed by Tom Stanley, hitting the right hand upright.

Wyvern Forwards had given their all and the fact that all of Wyvern points were scored by the back row of Capt Copper (Dave Hughes) and, Wyvern Man of the Match, Craig Davies indicated just what a tough encounter this was.

Retired flyhalf Martin (Grandad) Howe, watching from the sidelines couldn’t make his mind up whether he missed being part it or thankful he was not. And let's not forget even Johnny had a bad day!

Final score Wyvern 15 – Burnham II’s 42 (ouch)

Wyvern play at Burnham next week in their first league game of the season, looking for revenge.

Wednesday 31st August - Away v Martock/span>

Wyvern travelled to Martock on Wednesday for another pre-season friendly. This week we managed to arrive with enough time for a hurried warm-up and a quick team talk, which is an improvement!

The squad of 23 was well balanced this week, with less players playing out of position. Mark Alder stepped into the 10 Jersey and distributed the ball very well. New prop Gary (My name’s not Dave) Harding held is own again in the pack and Pete (It’s just stitches, I’ll be fine) Williamson stepped into second row for his Wyvern debut.

Wyvern started very well and was much more at home with the broken style of play. It didn’t take long for Wyvern to cross for the first try of the game. The ball was spun along the line to Billy (Twinkle toes) Vernon who had moved into outside centre for this fixture. A neat little side step saw him round the first man and the second and then the third before crossing the line for his debut score.

Further tries came from Doug Wright who was fed the ball from ten yards out and frightened the opposition so much they parted like the red sea, allowing him to cross the line untouched. Once again Craig Davies showed his strength as he picked up the ball from the base of a scrum and drove over the line for a much deserved try.

The Wyvern three quarters continued to pressure the Martock line, both in defence and attack and Andy Coupe and Rich Hodge picked up tries from interceptions.

Jim (I’ve got a girl’s haircut) Cole continued to play his usual game. That’s to say he smashed anything that moved (usually with his face) and then complained loudly about something, well done Jim!

Martock did settle into their game after a while and their big forwards were difficult to bring down. Wyvern conceded four tries, one of which was as a result of quick penalty that caught us napping.

This was another spirited display from Wyvern, who were lively and unpredictable from the off. There were, of course, areas in which we need to improve but on the whole it was a good step forward and an excellent result with Wyvern holding onto a 33-28 victory.

A ghostly figure was spotted floating up and down the touchline, but we were all relieved to learn that it was only Martin (Not quite as old as Mr Burns, but not far off it!) Howe, who had managed to drag himself off of his death bed to support the Wyvern. Man-Flu can be nasty, especially at his age! Thanks for the support Martin.

Training is as usual on Wednesday, followed by Burnham-on-Sea at home on Saturday 10th.

Thursday 25th August - Away v Somerton

Wyvern travelled to Somerton for the first of our pre-season friendly’s of the 2011/12 season.

We arrived with 20ish players, but sadly lacked any specialist second row and an alternative jumping option. However, the forwards showed that they are more than capable of playing out of their preferred position.

It was good to see a few new faces pulling on a Wyvern jersey. Jamie Grant has played for the Wyvern occasionally in the past, but it is good to see him starting a new season with us. Billy Vernon who previously played for Chard also made his Wyvern debut as did Mark “yet another copper” Alder at outside centre, Pete Mitchell at fullback and Dave (sorry don’t know your surname yet) at prop.

Somerton have clearly had a good build up to the forthcoming season and fielded a strong squad of players with maybe one or two “extras” to bolster the side. Nevertheless the Wyvern “never say die” attitude was in full affect as we defended hard from the start.

We competed well in all areas of the game, but our scrumaging was far better than Somerton’s. We continually drove them back and disrupted their set piece and all this with an arguably weakened pack. Well done boys!

A few of our “old boys” put in some good displays, with Dave “Captain Copper” Hughes who carried the ball well and Craig Davies showed his strength in the loose. Andy “I’m the player of the year, don’t you know” Coupe ran hard at the opposition for a full eighty minutes, but could not find a way through and Tom “Coach” Knell was his usual abrasive self at fly-half.

Unfortunately, Somerton did break our line late on in the first quarter and crossed for a converted try. Three further tries followed, one in each quarter, but Somerton were not given an easy ride at any point.

Although the result (24 – 0) might not have been what we were hoping for, Wyvern can take many positives from the game as it pinpointed areas that we can work on.

On a serious note, we all hope that “Captain Copper” makes a full recovery from what can only be described as a hideous injury. He was left grossly disfigured after he bravely wrestled with a sachet of ketchup that fought back and knocked his tooth out. I understand that he will be undergoing extensive surgery next week. Our thoughts go out to Dave’s family who are forced to look at it his funny, gap-toothed face until he can get it fixed!?

The Wyvern travel to Martock on Wednesday night for another warm-up game and it is hoped that a few of those that missed this game will be able to have a run out.