Wyvern Rugby Club Match Reports


February 10th 2008

Wyvern 19 - Wellington 15

"Power and pace" was Spud's response when it was commented that he nearly didn't make it to the line to touch down for what was the decisive score in a close fought match against Wellington.

Not for the first time this season Wyvern found themselves lending the visitors players. On this occasion it was four, making it 14 per side. With ideal weather and surface conditions it was a great game of rugby, with both sides making plenty of breaks and running with the ball.

Wyvern went two tries ahead, with one conversion, before Wellington came back with two unconverted tries. This probably reflected the balance of play by half time.

In the second half Wyvern held their line after some early pressure and thereafter were pressing into the Wellington half, which lead to Spud's try. Several good breaks by Wellington were thwarted by Wyvern before a scything run by the Wellington outside centre brought atry which led to a nerve tingling last 5 minutes, which actually saw Wyvern pressing for points before the whistle ended the fray.

Well done to Wellington for honouring the fixture with only 10. Once again this continues to be a reflection of the impact of leagues on the social side of rugby.


January 27th 2008

Wyvern 20 Taunton 3rds 12

The history books will read that Wyvern beat Taunton 3rds on this mild and sunny winters day. The truth is [in the opinion of this player] that Wyvern made fewer mistakes and made more of our chances against a weakened opposition [they came with 11, borrowed four and then lost another leaving them with only 14 for much of the match]. A cynical view? Yes, maybe, but there wasn't much open running rugby and there was nothing to rave about in the bar afterwards.

At a positive level we saw Warren Lewis (in opposition) on a fleeting visit from Spain and there was the return to the Wyvern fold of Terry Fuckwit, who performed soundly on the wing. Also back from a long absence was Westy, who was on our side, then their side, then back on our side again! (Strange thing that ruck and maul stuff!).

Taz's youth policy saw Alex Bailey nearly hospitalize opposition skipper Robbie Miller Jnr and Jake Wren simply tackled everyone else. Well done lads, more student fodder for you next week at Wiveliscombe!


16th December 2007

Wyvern RFC 28 Blake Bears FC 5

The Steppes of the Baltic were probably slightly warmer than Wyvern Park on Sunday morning when a beleaguered ‘10’ from Bridgwater arrived to take on the rapidly improving squad that is ‘Wyvern RFC’.

Thanks to Captain Bailey’s ability to call on at least 20 players each week, a Christmas gesture of goodwill saw him transfer 5 to make it into a 15 a-side competition. There were some disgruntled comments form some of the more senior Wyvern players who were anticipating no more than 10 – 15 minutes and then a comfy pint of chestnut gruttock ale, as supplied by our friendly bar steward Martin ‘I use to play rugby you know’ Reid.

However……

An evenly balanced game started with Bears looking good value with their own cohort of Wyvern ‘turncoats’ as they pinned the home team back for large parts of the first half. The first score, slightly against the run of play, went to Paul ‘Budger’s Best Man’ (apparently that is his name, it’s just a co-incidence that he was Budgers best man!!) closely followed by the score of the season so far, a Taz Bailey special.

Alex ‘Young fit Chap’ sprinted up the wing, threw an outrageous dummy or two, and then passed inside to enable Captain Bailey, lungs burning, to sprint for the line. Before scoring, he completed a faultless forward roll, which scored a perfect 10 from the gathered support. Fishy kicked both goals to go in at half time, 14 nil up.

More of the same in the second half with Paul ‘Budgers Best Man’ completing his brace of tries. Alex ‘Young Fit Chap’ swiftly followed this score with a superb try which illustrated the poise, guile and pace that is now becoming a characteristic of the Wyvern play. Fishy converted both to complete a faultless performance with the boot, only matched by his faultless passing performance which saw Bench slightly concussed by a classic Fishy exocet pass and Dave ‘Duke’ Newcombe put in for two ‘nearly tries’ with two perfect forward passes.

A consolation score was awarded to Bears when the cover defence watched a very fast winger score!

It was especially pleasing to see both Duke Newcombe and Gus Red Card remain on the park for the full 80 minutes.

The continued blend of youth and experience ensured a fourth straight win. All Captain Bailey has to do is to retire some of the ‘old bastards’ gracefully and his task is complete (apparently Spud won’t go quietly but Bench is being tempted by the golden f**k Off).

A special mention must go to Martin ‘Howie’ Howe who, as the years advance, seems more determined to ditch the kicking game in favour of the ‘running from deep’ game! Well done Howie, still as fit as you were in the 80’s.

Hopefully more Christmas cheer next week at Minehead (or possibly Taunton)


Somerset Vase

North Wooten RFC 19 Wyvern 20

Cup fever has taken hold!


Following the fabulous bye ‘win’ in the previous round Wyverns mix of youth, middle age and gnarled old b***erds (yes that’s you Westie) saw them victorious in an exceptionally tight finish at the home of coarse rugby Butleigh ‘playing fields’.

Despite the glare of the sun and the hard, cropped pitch, an entertaining afternoon’s rugby was enjoyed by a crowd that, conservative estimates put, at six hundred. Wyvern’s accounts will certainly be swelled by our percentage share of the gate receipts!

Butleigh in the ‘olden days’ used to be regarded as a tour weekend due to the great distance from Taunton (some rough guesses put the distance at over 20 miles!) and consequently teams of only 11 or 12 made the journey North. However ‘Red Leader’ Bailey secured the services of a cup ‘15’ as well as three reserves and a retired old bugger who could watch and write the match report (eyesight permitting).

A commanding first half saw Wyvern camped in the Wooten ‘22’ for much of the 40 minutes and record 12 points without reply. The size and pedigree of the opposition forwards was equalled and upstaged by the Wyvern pack. Taz Bailey led in his usual style of compassion and empathy, cajoling and encouraging efforts from every player. Young ‘Bench’, ‘Munch’ and Taz foraged, tackled and stole Wooten ball at every opportunity, ably supported by the inimitable Goughy. Wooten eventually succumbed to two scores. Tiny Budger strolled through a gap created by the Fish (he did not actually need the gap!) and Goughy pounced on the pressure of Taz and Young Bench to score a simple touch down. Fishy kicked the easy conversion whilst he handed over the responsibility of the hard kick to Howie (who missed, but only just!). A superb first half performance into a strong wind and thick ‘pampas’ style grass was no more than the Wyvern deserved.

We were even treated to the odd ‘chicken dipper’ style tackle from certain members of the team!

A Confident Wyvern started the second half determined to build on the impressive start. Tactical astuteness (never thought I would say that about the Wyvern or Taz) saw a match winning decision to take a simple penalty in front of the posts. Three points might, and did, make all the difference! Goughy however had to be reigned in to stop him running into the corner. Red Bull, chocolate and unpasteurized milk is a heady combination on a Sunday morning!

However Wooten always looked as if they had the capacity to score if a ‘free running’ style was allowed. Two quick tries, one converted, put pressure on the Wyvern team who responded by tackling harder, running straighter and clearing up any loose ball. Some precise kicking from The Fish also kept Wooten pinned back in their ‘22’.

The penultimate score of the day saw Captain Bailey crash over from 10 yards following an excellent take and give from Dougie ‘Dougle’ Wright at the lineout.

All set for a final dramatic 5 minutes as Wooten scored yet another breakaway try to move within 1 point of a Wyvern lead that had been two scores away for 75 minutes!

Wyvern resolve remained and a much deserved Cup win was recorded. On balance the Wyvern victory was well earned. A big thank you to our hosts for the day who played rugby just like the Wyvern do, on a Sunday and just for the fun of it! Hopefully a more regular fixture can be arranged for the future.

Thanks must also go to the ‘reserve referee' who was encouraged away from his Sunday pint after the original official failed to show! His efforts ensured the appalling conditions did not affect the entertainment of the huge crowd.

A point worth noting was the spread of ages in the team. Young Bench and Young Tom at just 17 years, and dusty old Westie three times theirsenior at a reported 51. Such a fact is rather unbelievable but a quick phone call to Vanessa, Westies boss, has since confirmed that Westie is in fact 59 and a Grandad!

Statistics that only the Wyvern could muster!

The new Taz Bailey ‘Guinness Man of the Match’ award was presented to Young Bench aka Jake Wren. Despite the initial excitement of ‘winning’ this new prestigious award it soon dawned on Jake that he had to buy Taz a pint on the way home at the King Alfred Inn in celebration of the award!

If at First You Don’t Succeed – Then Try, Try (and Try) Again!!

Wyvern 17 Crewkerne 2nd 0



A blustery and damp Crewkerne RFC welcomed Wyvern to the home of South Somerset rugby on Sunday at ‘high noon’. Despite a rather testing start to the season (results wise) Captain Taz Bailey was in upbeat mood about our chances of securing an inaugural win under his stewardship.

Another batch of new faces greeted tired old stalwarts (Harry, Munch, Matt T etc) as well as the return of two prodigal sons – Our very own South African Talisman Heindrick ‘Mandela’ Afrikaner and the effervescent Jimmy ‘I’ve got a new girlfriend I bought her on the internet’ Fish, returning from sojourns a la gay Paris!

At last a game that in many ways resembled a proper thirds XV game - dropped passes, missed tackles, pulled muscles from the warm up (the walk from the changing rooms), miscued kicks, a 1: 5 slope and cold showers – coarse rugby at its very best! Butleigh would have been proud of such a game!

Highlights of the game focused on the tenacity of the Wyvern pack in the first half – camped in the Crewkerne ‘22’ for virtually the whole half with tries from the mighty Munch (who noticeably tackled several small Crewkerne players on his own and several larger ones with some help from his South African buddy!) who pounced on loose line out ball, dribbled (its his age) and then, with great balance and verve, fell over the line to score. Fish converted with consummate ease – our very own Percy Montgomery.

The Fish then showed a flash of fitness, having press ganged winger ‘young Tom’ into his position at fly half, to regain his breath, he then received a pass from the marauding Matt Topsham to score in the corner. Young Tom’s kick was just wide – our very own Jonny Wilkinson!

12 nil up at half time – a position that we were unaccustomed to!

However wise old soothsayer, former Captain Bench, proclaimed ‘Beware the Ides of Crewkerne’ or more importantly, stay deep because it’s a very steep slope and a force 8 gale is blowing into our faces. A stirring team talk to fellow backs implied we were about to lose by 30 points due to our inability to score over 30 with the slope and wind. Not for the first time in Wyvern history Bench was proved wrong.

Further strong play from the Wyvern pack, aided by the Crewkerne fly half mistiming several (if not all) of his kicks, led to the only score of the second half coming from the Wyvern, with secured ball being sent out to young Tom, via middle aged Tom and watched by old b*****ds Hughes, Fish and Bench for a great score in the corner.

Taz Bailey also scored a superb goal, however the ref reminded him this was rugby and drop kicks have to go OVER the bar not under it (just!)

Special mentions to all the new faces including Mark (I think) at prop, a real cornerstone of the scrum, Will ‘I haven’t played since I was at school and now I’m 30’, our new incumbent at No 4 (apologies I missed your name but from now on you will be called young Harry), as well as the old boys who turn up regardless of personal cost to their ageing bodies (Harry at 81, the oldest ever player for Wyvern as well as his son Michael, at 63 a mere whippersnapper).

Taz Bailey must also get a mention for another Captains performance, as Captain, in inspiring and cajoling weary bodies to get a great and well deserved result. The ever changing nature of the Wyvern squad is testament to a lot of hard work on the telephone. Taz has even been known to ring squad members late on Saturday night to ensure attendance for the Sunday fixture!!

A special cheer for ‘Foxy’ our pretty ‘guest’ physiotherapist who looked after several injuries (more injuries than usual I thought!) – Thank you Foxy – as well as Mr Referee who really entered into the spirit of the game!

Onwards and upwards Wyvern!

Captain Bench (former player)

 

30th September 2007

Heartbreak for Wyvern as they lose the game in the final 60 minutes…
Wellington 45 – Wyvern 5


A wyvern team still bewildered that they were actually a full team with replacements graced the hollowed turf of Wellington’s main pitch on Sunday morning.

After the initial shock of former Captain John Wren not only turning up to play (he never did for poor Moley!) but also cycling to Wellington in what only can be described as fetish wear, an eager side mixed with youth, experience and hangovers took to the field.

After an excellent kick off from Tom (I’ll play for anybody and everybody) Bailey (well I know he’s a relative of some sort), Wyvern launched an early attack leading to the first try of the game scored by Jamie (when I was captain we beat Wellington!) Pollard. This was particularly poignant for Jamie as both his girlfriend and his mum were watching!

Despite the positive start, the Wyvern forwards could never really match Wellington in the loose, Wellington turning over more ball than not. Frustration started to creep into the Wyvern side leading to Moley (why did any of you turn up for me when I was Captain/I’m not bitter) Freeman giving away a silly penalty just in side the Wyvern half. Both Taz (If the Captaincy is this easy I will definitely do it next season too) Bailey and the referee ensured that Moley was told off schoolboy stylely. A few scores from Wellington followed!

Despite the onslaught of Wellington, some new faces got their first Wyvern cap – Doug and Jim both impressed in the loose and both John and Farley kept Moley company in the front row – we hope to see them next week!

Towards the end of the game, Wyverns fitness started to show with John (I’m actually Fijian) Welsh and Moley (its my knee, honestly) leaving the field for treatment/a rest. Never fear, Lois was on hand to rub down parts that as far as I was concerned did not need rubbing down – it was nice though! Actually she wanted to experiment with the new message oils kindly offered by Ian (don’t panic, nothing to see hear, I’m a medic) Scovell.

These two great losses did not deter Wyvern, they put Ben (I’ve not got a drink problem) Goddard on the wing which proved most entertaining and Wyvern stalwart Westie provided some fresh(ish) legs in the front row.

There are rumours that Fishy will be making a return to the fold next week, but he may have to prove his worth by playing for the Wyvern 2nd XV (we’ll soon have enough players for one) first!

Another loss but all in all a very positive day for young and old!

Dr Moley
Wyvern Former Captains Support Group


23rd September 2007

Wyvern See Red and Taunton Ambulance Service Relocates to Hyde Park…

Taunton 21 Wyvern 0


It was obvious that the Wyvern’s new owner (Roland A-Ratavitch) had given new Wyvern Captain Taz ‘Jose – I’m the real special one’ Bailey plenty of cash to splash over the summer. Two late comers to the changing room Moley ‘I’m not drinking whiskey and port again’ Freeman and Jamie ‘this is the last time I let Moley stink my car out’ Pollard, were greeted by new and enthusiastic faces for the ever popular Taunton fixture.

After the usual pre-match warm-up (the walk from the changing room to the pitch) the match kicked off to an energetic start, Taunton striking with an early try. Wyvern did not get down hearted – the strong pack was a good mix of experience with Big H and Ian ‘thank God I’m a medic’ holding firm in the second row and new faces fronting up in the front row. Unfortunately, 10 minutes in Wyvern were struck with an injury blow to new prop Dave who fell awkwardly after a scrum collapsed. Thankfully, there was plenty more new blood (so to speak) to fill any gaps. Hope to see you next week Dave…

Mid-way through the half saw the first serious injury of the day…Robbie ‘give me some gas’ Miller hurting his back. Thankfully, there was already an ambulance ready and waiting which was seeing to somebody from the mini and junior section. They filled the gap until Robbie’s personal ambulance skidded on to the pitch to take him away. After everybody had had there fair share of the NHS gas, the game kicked off again. It was only after 10 minutes that Wyvern recognised Westie ‘these new boots should last 3 more seasons’ Westwood playing for Taunton?! This confusion meant Wyvern let another Taunton try in.

No matter, Wyvern re-grouped at half time and started the second half well. Unfortunately, a couple of handing errors gifted Taunton their third try.

Wyvern kept up the pressure but gave Taunton the opportunity to counter-attack. Taunton’s full back was going full pace when he met Wyvern’s new Hooker Gus ‘I’ll tackle him’ Fraser. A hard right shoulder and unfortunate clash of heads saw Taunton’s man KO’d before he hit the ground. Some quick thinking by Wyverns second row Ian, and both sets players, ensured he was well looked after. The third ambulance of the day arrived in record time and we all hope he makes a speedy recovery.

Gus then made a little bit of history – he became only the second man in Wyvern’s history to be sent off and the match was ended there. The referee’s reaction was a little harsh on Gus who had shown great promise throughout the game and there was no malice meant in the tackle. He handled the situation very well and we look forward to playing with him once his ban is completed!

Despite the unfortunate score line and the injured bodies strewn across the pitch, the game was a played in good spirit and was a good run out for new and old (Johnny Wren!!) faces.
Role on Wellington…

Moley
Wyvern Promotions PLC


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